Pumping Irony

Geezerville is full of folks trying to figure out how they’re going to retire comfortably. I’m just not one of them.

Ezekiel Emanuel doesn’t really want to die at 75. He just wants to stop conforming to the Western medical model. So why not start now, while you’re young?

The good news is that geezers are better than youngsters in absorbing visual information. Or is that the bad news?

A new study out of Denmark tells me I need to fatten up my brain if I want to live longer.

Falling geezers has become a public health issue, but I’m not sure zapping the soles of my feet is the answer.

Is aging just a state of mind? Harvard psychology professor Ellen Langer argues you’re only as old as you decide to be.

Want to feel better, fast? Stand up straight.

A new study suggests that cutting back on calories can extend your lifespan.

New research wants us to believe that popping a few pills will strengthen our immune system as we age, but it ignores the consequences.

My mother-in-law is teaching us a thing or two on her final journey.

Most of my birthday plans went awry, but I let them go and stumbled upon something greater than expected.

Weighing the pros and cons of coffee consumption.

The geezer virility industry demands that we pay more attention to fantasy than reality.

The older I get, the longer it takes to recover from my workout mistakes.

Could it be that conventional medical researchers are beginning to understand the connection between healthy aging and functional medicine?

For geezers like me, certain types of walking can be more hazardous than others.

12 household toxins to avoid if you want to live a longer, healthier life.

By waiting to have children, My Lovely Wife may live longer.

A new study suggests playing soccer can help geezers stay healthy, but I have my doubts.

A home improvement project got me thinking about the importance of stairs as we age.

More than half of us geezers have high blood pressure, but it doesn’t have to threaten our longevity.