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PUMPING IRONY: Don’t Just Sit There, Do Something!

Sitting may be the new smoking, but recent research suggests that what you happen to be doing while parked in a chair — or on the couch — may mitigate its effect on your aging brain.
By Craig Cox

PUMPING IRONY: Forever Young?

The latest revelations from a leader in the antiaging industry promise a treatment that could dial back the years, perhaps extending our lifespans indefinitely. But is the goal a longer life or something even more elusive?
By Craig Cox

PUMPING IRONY: A Parley With Parkinson’s

While I only occasionally wonder whether Parkinson’s awaits me somewhere down the road, recent research provides some calming evidence that lifestyle changes may help keep the disease at bay.
By Craig Cox

PUMPING IRONY: Operating Principles

U.S. seniors undergo about a million major surgeries every year, often without fully considering the risks. The consequences can be deadly.
By Craig Cox

PUMPING IRONY: Just Business as Usual

An 18-month congressional investigation turned up plenty of dirt on the FDA’s dealings with Biogen during the agency’s controversial approval of the company’s Alzheimer’s drug, but its recommendations suggest the status quo will likely remain unchanged.
By Craig Cox

PUMPING IRONY: “Kinless” but Not Hopeless

Growing old without the support of a spouse, children, or siblings can present daunting health challenges, but some who choose that path find it to be more blissful than you might imagine.
By Craig Cox

PUMPING IRONY: This Is Your Brain on Junk Food

As Big Pharma’s latest Alzheimer’s drug faces renewed skepticism, a new study suggests that avoiding ultraprocessed food may be a more promising approach to maintaining healthy cognitive function as we age.
By Craig Cox

PUMPING IRONY: In Hock and Unhealthy

A growing proportion of U.S. seniors are struggling with too much debt, and a recent study suggests that it’s making them sick.
By Craig Cox

PUMPING IRONY: Why Bother?

As the most recent — and virulent — of COVID variants spreads across the country, U.S. seniors have mostly ignored the available boosters. Is it time to increase our vigilance against a pandemic that refuses to retreat?
By Craig Cox

PUMPING IRONY: Buyer Beware

Medicare scam artists — and the agency’s own complacency — make the annual enrollment season more hazardous than it needs to be.
By Craig Cox

PUMPING IRONY: You Snooze, You Win?

Recent research suggests heavy sleepers like me may avoid cognitive dysfunction and multimorbidity as we age — with some notable caveats.
By Craig Cox

PUMPING IRONY: Hopeful Signs for Troubled Ears?

Just as cheaper over-the-counter hearing aids finally become widely available, researchers are trumpeting new approaches to hearing loss that may render those devices unnecessary.
By Craig Cox

PUMPING IRONY: When Screening Isn’t the Magic Bullet We Thought

A landmark study suggests that colonoscopies do not reduce the risk of cancer — or mortality — nearly as much as advertised. That’s welcome news for the millions of seniors who, like me, stubbornly avoid the procedure.
By Craig Cox

PUMPING IRONY: Drug Dealing

The latest miracle cure for Alzheimer’s is likely to receive accelerated approval from the FDA, which benefits as much from the cash that accompanies these requests as Big Pharma does from the agency’s lax standards.
By Craig Cox

PUMPING IRONY: Use ’Em or Lose ’Em

Arthritic knees often send seniors looking for various surgical solutions, even as recent research — and personal experience — suggests the most reliable remedy may simply involve moving those troublesome joints more frequently.
By Craig Cox

PUMPING IRONY: The Postmortem Muddle

While the Federal Trade Commission works to tighten regulations on the funeral industry, which often uses obscure pricing policies to prey on grief-stricken mourners, seniors like me need to start thinking more seriously about how we want to be laid to rest.
By Craig Cox

PUMPING IRONY: Movement and Memory

Physical activity has long been shown to improve cognitive function, but a new study suggests we may be able to modify our workouts to boost specific types of memory.
By Craig Cox

PUMPING IRONY: A Harsh Light

All the time we spend staring at screens could be shortening our lifespan, according to a new study. We do have options, though returning to the typewriter is not one of them.
By Craig Cox

PUMPING IRONY: Zapped!

Can we cure dementia by zapping our brains with electrical currents? Some enterprising researchers would certainly like us to think so.
By Craig Cox

PUMPING IRONY: Working on Purpose

I’ve discovered plenty of good reasons for postponing retirement and continuing to pursue purposeful work, but a new study suggests I may have overlooked an important one: It could help prevent a stroke.
By Craig Cox

PUMPING IRONY: A Tough Pill to Swallow

The Inflation Reduction Act will make some prescription drugs much more affordable for strapped Medicare beneficiaries. But will it deepen our dependence on Big Pharma?
By Craig Cox
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